Filed by The Dude on Thursday, August 13, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
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LIFE HACK: If you are at a courthouse, always check behind the toilets for bribe money that hasn't been collected yet.
LIFE HACK: If you are at a courthouse, always check behind the toilets for bribe money that hasn't been collected yet. #meme
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