Filed by The Dude on Tuesday, September 29, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE CLAIMS THE DRIVE-THRU SPEAKER SPOKE TO HER IN LATIN
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE CLAIMS THE DRIVE-THRU SPEAKER SPOKE TO HER IN LATIN LITTLE ROCK, AR — Paige Gardner, 21, has drawn attention after claiming that a drive-through intercom addressed her in Latin during an overnight shift with no vehicle present at the speaker. Gardner reportedly heard approximately two sentences She allegedly wrote down what she heard phonetically and looked it up afterward Gardner reportedly states the phrase translated to a warning about haste She has allegedly declined to show the paper to coworkers Maintenance reportedly found no fault with the intercom system Gardner allegedly states it has not recurred Gardner has reportedly requested not to be scheduled alone on overnight shifts, a request management has accommodated. "The board showed no car. I pulled the log myself because she was upset and the board showed no car at that speaker for eleven minutes either side," said restaurant general manager Evangeline Thorsby-Okafor, 12 years with the company. Gardner has worked the location for seven months. She wrote it down phonetically and looked it up. The log shows no car at that speaker. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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