Filed by The Dude on Saturday, July 18, 2026 — a satirical breaking report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
EX-GIRLFRIEND ARRESTED AFTER ORDERING 30 PIZZAS TO HER EX'S NEW GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY FRIDAY
EX-GIRLFRIEND ARRESTED AFTER ORDERING 30 PIZZAS TO HER EX'S NEW GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY FRIDAY JACKSONVILLE, FL — A Florida woman was arrested after police say she spent nearly six months carrying out what investigators have dubbed "Operation Pepperoni Revenge." According to authorities, 31-year-old Madison Brooks allegedly ordered 30 pizzas to her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's home every Friday evening like clockwork. The deliveries reportedly began just two weeks after Brooks discovered her ex had moved on. At first, the new couple thought the orders were a simple prank. Then the pizzas kept coming. Every Friday at exactly 6:30 PM, drivers from multiple pizza chains reportedly arrived carrying stacks of boxes nobody had ordered. Neighbors claim it became such a regular event that residents would sit on their porches waiting for "Pizza Friday" to begin. One witness told police, "Honestly, it became more reliable than the mail." The situation escalated when delivery drivers reportedly began comparing notes and realized they were all bringing food to the same address. According to investigators, some weeks featured more than 300 slices arriving within a 20-minute period. The breaking point came when a youth soccer team arriving for a nearby game mistakenly believed free pizza was being handed out. Police traced the orders back to dozens of prepaid accounts allegedly linked to Brooks. When questioned, she reportedly admitted the deliveries were intentional but claimed she was simply "supporting local businesses." Authorities disagreed. She was arrested on harassment-related charges after investigators documented months of unwanted deliveries. The couple has since reported enjoying their first pizza-free Friday in nearly half a year. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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