Filed by The Dude on Thursday, August 13, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
MODEL CHARGED WITH DINE-AND-DASH AFTER LEAVING A HANDWRITTEN NOTE OFFERING A FREE MONTH SUBSCRIPTION
MODEL CHARGED WITH DINE-AND-DASH AFTER LEAVING A HANDWRITTEN NOTE OFFERING A FREE MONTH SUBSCRIPTION SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA — Ivy Sorrentino, 24, was charged Friday after skipping out on a $210 dinner tab, leaving behind a handwritten note offering the server a "free month" of her online content subscription in lieu of payment. She allegedly dined with three guests and left before the check arrived The note reportedly read "consider this dinner covered — enjoy a free month, love Ivy" Staff say the subscription link required a login to redeem Investigators say this marks her third dine-and-dash incident this year The server reportedly laughed before realizing security needed to be called "I've seen people dash with a fake allergy excuse, a fake phone call," said restaurant manager Colin Ashby. "Never someone who thought a subscription link settled a steakhouse bill." The handwritten note, still tucked under the wine glass, reportedly declined to comment. She offered exposure instead of payment — the restaurant's pressing charges instead of subscribing. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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