Filed by The Dude on Thursday, August 13, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN, 84, CITED AFTER ENTERING HER CHIHUAHUA IN A CAT SHOW AS A RARE MEXICAN HAIRLESS
WOMAN, 84, CITED AFTER ENTERING HER CHIHUAHUA IN A CAT SHOW AS A RARE MEXICAN HAIRLESS EL PASO, TEXAS — Rosalinda Fuentes, 84, was cited Saturday after judges discovered the "rare Mexican Hairless" she entered was her chihuahua, Pepe, shaved and carried in a cat-sticker-decorated carrier. She submitted a forged pedigree certificate listing Pepe as "Mexican Hairless Cat" His tail was tucked and disguised beneath a decorative wrap during judging Fuentes argued "hairless is hairless, regardless of species" when confronted One judge said "in thirty years judging shows, I've seen odd entries, but never an actual dog nearly medal in a purebred cat category." "Never an actual chihuahua shaved and forged into a hairless breed category," said judge Evelyn Marsh. She nearly pulled off the impossible — turns out cat shows eventually notice the barking. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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