Filed by The Dude on Friday, September 18, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
COLORADO TO MAKE ADULTS UNDER 5′ WEAR HIGH-VISIBILITY FLAGS WHILE SKIING
COLORADO TO MAKE ADULTS UNDER 5′ WEAR HIGH-VISIBILITY FLAGS WHILE SKIING Colorado’s visibility flags for skiers under five feet have made it much easier to find certain members of a group. A small orange flag now rises from the backpack, announcing its owner’s location with considerably more confidence than its owner would prefer. One woman asked whether wearing bright blue ski gear was enough. Her friends were already taking photographs. They described the flag as practical. She described several alternative places they could put it. On the mountain, nobody lost her. Unfortunately, nobody stopped referring to her as the meeting point either. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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