Filed by The Dude on Thursday, August 13, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
MAN, 91, ARRESTED AFTER DIGGING A TUNNEL FROM HIS SHED TO HIS NEIGHBOR'S VEGETABLE GARDEN
MAN, 91, ARRESTED AFTER DIGGING A TUNNEL FROM HIS SHED TO HIS NEIGHBOR'S VEGETABLE GARDEN TOPEKA, KANSAS — Harold Bregman, 91, was arrested after his neighbor found a hand-dug tunnel running from his shed directly into her vegetable beds. He dug the tunnel over months using hand tools The tunnel was reinforced with scrap wood and a headlamp "Never a tunnel built specifically to reach someone's tomatoes," said Deputy Renata Voss. He dug deep for fresh vegetables — now he's digging himself out of a legal mess. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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