Filed by The Dude on Thursday, August 13, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER FILLING HER EX'S NEW CAR WITH EXPANDING FOAM AT A RED LIGHT
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER FILLING HER EX'S NEW CAR WITH EXPANDING FOAM AT A RED LIGHT SPOKANE, WA — Courtney Naslund, 30, was arrested after pulling up beside her ex-boyfriend's newly leased SUV at a red light and emptying four cans of expanding spray foam through the passenger window before traffic began to move again. Witnesses said Naslund had been parked a block from the dealership for two hours waiting for him to leave with the vehicle, then followed at a careful distance until the timing lined up perfectly with a notoriously long light near the interstate on-ramp. Officers say Naslund had planned the operation in detail, and recovered the following items from her back seat: Four cans of expanding foam bought at three different hardware stores to avoid suspicion A stopwatch app open and running on her phone's lock screen A rolled-up bath towel used to muffle the hiss of the spray nozzle A printed receipt from the dealership she'd taken a photo of weeks earlier A sticky note on the glovebox reading "ENJOY THE NEW CAR SMELL" "I've worked traffic enforcement for sixteen years and pulled over plenty of road rage," said Sergeant Malik Overton. "I've never had someone treat a stoplight like a timed obstacle course with a stopwatch and a towel." The dealership's finance office declined to comment on the vehicle's now-permanent smell, though staff confirmed the seats will need to be replaced entirely. She hit her mark with seconds to spare. He drove off breathing through the sunroof. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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