Filed by The Dude on Thursday, August 6, 2026 — a satirical eyewitness report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER HAVING HIS CAR WRAPPED IN A GIANT PHOTO OF HER FACE
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER HAVING HIS CAR WRAPPED IN A GIANT PHOTO OF HER FACE RIVERSIDE, CA — Caitlin Marsh, 26, was arrested after paying a wrap shop to cover her ex-boyfriend's entire car in a full-body print of her own face, using a spare key to drop the vehicle off overnight without his knowledge. Shop employees say Marsh brought in a folder of high-resolution photos and requested "full coverage, no gaps," specifying the same close-up image repeated across the hood, doors, and roof. A shop invoice listing "full vehicle wrap, custom design" paid in full and in cash The design file itself, showing the same photo of her face repeated at variable angles to fit each panel A neighbor's doorbell footage showing the car being dropped off at 11 p.m. and picked up again just after sunrise A crowd of onlookers gathering outside his house the next morning, several filming and laughing A voicemail to a friend joking she wanted him to "never forget what he gave up" Investigators say the split happened three weeks earlier after the ex, identified in the report only as "Grant," ended things by text while she was still listed on his car insurance policy. "I've worked property disputes for nine years," said Detective Owen Faraday. "First time the evidence was a full vehicle wrap." The wrap shop, once contacted, confirmed the order was legitimate and fully paid, adding that it "doesn't typically ask why." Some breakups end quietly. His ended up covered bumper to bumper. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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