Filed by The Dude on Friday, August 7, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN CITED AFTER FLOODING A NEIGHBORHOOD FACEBOOK GROUP WITH 400 POSTS IN ONE DAY
WOMAN CITED AFTER FLOODING A NEIGHBORHOOD FACEBOOK GROUP WITH 400 POSTS IN ONE DAY SPRINGDALE, AR — Colleen Marsh, 32, was cited after posting 400 separate times to her neighborhood Facebook group in a single day, effectively burying every other member's notifications for over a week. Group moderators said Marsh had posted everything from lost cat alerts to plumber recommendations to a running commentary on her mulch order, one item at a time rather than in a single combined post. Posted 400 individual times between 6 a.m. and 11 p.m. on the same Tuesday Split single thoughts across multiple posts instead of combining them Asked about a lost cat, a babysitter, and iced coffee recommendations within the same hour Continued posting even after three separate moderator warnings appeared in the thread Generated a printed incident log running 101 pages when moderators exported the posts Neighbors said their notification bells became unusable overnight, with several members muting the group entirely just to escape the flood of unrelated updates. "In nine years moderating this group I've dealt with spam and the occasional troll, but never one resident posting four hundred separate times in a day about mulch, cats, and iced coffee," said group administrator Frank Delgado, 58, printing the 101-page log. She flooded the feed until neighbors went numb, four hundred posts before the moderators succumbed. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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