Filed by The Dude on Friday, August 7, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN CHARGED AFTER LEAVING A VOICEMAIL EVERY HOUR FOR 30 DAYS AND BILLING HIM FOR THE TIME
WOMAN CHARGED AFTER LEAVING A VOICEMAIL EVERY HOUR FOR 30 DAYS AND BILLING HIM FOR THE TIME BATON ROUGE, LA — Camille Voss, 31, was charged after leaving her ex-boyfriend a voicemail every single hour for thirty straight days, then mailing him a formal itemized invoice billing him for the time spent. Investigators said Voss left exactly 720 voicemails over the month, each roughly six seconds long, before following up with a professionally formatted invoice listing "emotional support and communication" as the billable service. Left one voicemail every hour on the hour for thirty consecutive days without exception Kept each message under ten seconds, mostly consisting of silence or a sigh Itemized the invoice at $14 per voicemail for a total exceeding $10,000 Set a formal due date and included standard "thank you for your prompt payment" language Was identified after he forwarded the invoice to police, unsure whether it was a joke The ex-boyfriend told investigators he initially assumed the calls were a glitch before realizing they were arriving with mechanical precision, hour after hour, for a full month. "In seventeen years handling harassment cases I've seen relentless calling before, but never a structured invoice attached to it afterward," said Detective Marisol Fenwick, 45. She billed him hourly for a heart he broke, seven hundred twenty calls, then sent the invoice as a joke. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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