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WOMAN, 87, ARRESTED AFTER RUNNING A KARAOKE BAR OUT OF HER GARAGE UNTIL 3AM EVERY NIGHTWOMAN, 88, CHARGED AFTER USING THE SAME FREE BIRTHDAY MEAL COUPON AT 31 LOCATIONS IN ONE WEEKMAN, 31, ARRESTED AFTER PLACING FAKE FLOOR ARROWS THAT TRAPPED SHOPPERS IN AN ENDLESS LOOPCALIFORNIA WOMAN FLOODS FOUNTAIN WITH RUBBER DUCKS — DECLARES HERSELF ‘DUCK QUEEN,’ DEMANDS TRIBUTEWOMAN, 74, BANNED FROM HER GYM AFTER TAKING 31 TOWELS IN ONE VISITWOMAN, 87, ARRESTED AFTER RUNNING A KARAOKE BAR OUT OF HER GARAGE UNTIL 3AM EVERY NIGHTWOMAN, 88, CHARGED AFTER USING THE SAME FREE BIRTHDAY MEAL COUPON AT 31 LOCATIONS IN ONE WEEKMAN, 31, ARRESTED AFTER PLACING FAKE FLOOR ARROWS THAT TRAPPED SHOPPERS IN AN ENDLESS LOOPCALIFORNIA WOMAN FLOODS FOUNTAIN WITH RUBBER DUCKS — DECLARES HERSELF ‘DUCK QUEEN,’ DEMANDS TRIBUTEWOMAN, 74, BANNED FROM HER GYM AFTER TAKING 31 TOWELS IN ONE VISIT
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WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER LEAVING 200 GOOGLE REVIEWS FOR HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S BARBERSHOP FROM 200 DIFFERENT NAMES

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER LEAVING 200 GOOGLE REVIEWS FOR HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S BARBERSHOP FROM 200 DIFFERENT NAMES

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER LEAVING 200 GOOGLE REVIEWS FOR HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S BARBERSHOP FROM 200 DIFFERENT NAMES TAMPA, FLORIDA — Devon Alcaraz, 27, was arrested Tuesday after investigators traced 200 fake one-star reviews on her ex-boyfriend's barbershop back to a single device, each posted under a different fabricated name. She allegedly posted all 200 reviews from 200 different fabricated names Every review was one star and mentioned a haircut she never received Investigators traced the reviews to a single IP address within 48 hours The shop's booking calendar reportedly dropped 60 percent that week Alcaraz reportedly used a random name generator website for each account "I've traced fake reviews before, usually a dozen," said Detective Wayne Castellano. "Two hundred fabricated names complaining about a haircut that never happened is a first." The random name generator history, pulled from her browser, reportedly declined to comment. She tried to cut him down online — now she's the one getting trimmed by the courts. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY

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