Filed by The Dude on Wednesday, September 30, 2026 — a satirical florida report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
FLORIDA IS MAKING IT A LAW: PEOPLE WHO SAY “I DON’T MIND WHERE WE EAT” MUST ACCEPT THE FIRST SUGGESTION
FLORIDA IS MAKING IT A LAW: PEOPLE WHO SAY “I DON’T MIND WHERE WE EAT” MUST ACCEPT THE FIRST SUGGESTION Emma said she didn't mind where they ate. Luke suggested tacos, and the evening's constitutional crisis began. She said tacos weren't really what she meant. Luke asked what she did mean. Emma said she wanted him to choose, provided the choice was something she wanted but had not yet identified. He referred back to the original declaration. She accused him of listening too literally. The waiter at the taco restaurant waited while they conducted a brief review of the phrase “don't mind.” Emma eventually ordered, tasted the food, and announced that it was exactly what she wanted. Luke considered requesting that statement in writing, then decided enjoying dinner was probably the more practical victory. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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