Filed by The Dude on Wednesday, September 9, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
EX-GIRLFRIEND ARRESTED AFTER FILLING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND'S CAR WITH 200 LIVE CRICKETS
EX-GIRLFRIEND ARRESTED AFTER FILLING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND'S CAR WITH 200 LIVE CRICKETS GAINESVILLE, FL — Priya Sandoval, 26, was arrested and charged with criminal mischief after deputies say she purchased 200 live crickets from a reptile supply store and released them inside her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's parked sedan. Deputies say the crickets were still audibly chirping when the victim opened her car door the next morning. The crickets reportedly cost her $38 at a local pet supply shop She allegedly used a bump key to access the vehicle, taking roughly four minutes Deputies say the victim's dash cam captured her calmly pouring the container in She reportedly texted the ex afterward, "hope she likes nature" A detailer hired to clean the car estimated the job at $260 due to lingering chirping Deputies say at least a dozen crickets were still active a full week later She allegedly told officers she chose crickets specifically because "they're loud and they multiply" Deputies say a professional exterminator had to be called in, adding another $150 The new girlfriend told deputies she drove nearly ten miles before realizing the noise wasn't coming from her radio. Deputy Investigator Wes Calloway, 11 years on the force, said, "We've seen keyed cars, slashed tires. This is the first infestation used as a breakup message." The pet store receipt, recovered from her purse, declined to comment. Some exes send flowers. Priya sent crickets, and plenty of them. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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