Filed by The Dude on Wednesday, September 9, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
EX-GF ARRESTED FOR SENDING 400 TEXTS IN ONE HOUR AFTER HE MUTED THE CHAT
EX-GF ARRESTED FOR SENDING 400 TEXTS IN ONE HOUR AFTER HE MUTED THE CHAT DAYTON, OH — Chloe Bennett, 24, was arrested and charged with harassment after deputies say she sent her ex-boyfriend 400 individual text messages within a single hour, escalating from concerned questions to demands to silence, after noticing her messages had stopped showing as read. Deputies say the messages ranged from single question marks to multi-paragraph outbursts. Phone records reportedly confirmed exactly 400 messages sent between 5:24 and 6:31 p.m. Deputies say the messages escalated from "answer me" to "fine whatever" within twenty minutes She allegedly called him 19 additional times during the same window, all unanswered His phone reportedly required a full factory-level notification reset the following day Deputies say she showed up at his apartment in person once the texting went unanswered She reportedly told police, "muting someone mid-conversation is basically abandonment" She allegedly asked the responding officer to "read the thread so someone finally understands" A neighbor who overheard the confrontation at the apartment door said the constant buzzing from his phone had reportedly been audible through the wall for the better part of an hour beforehand. Officer Bianca Reyes, Metro PD, 6 years on the force, said, "We've had harassment complaints before. First time we had an exact message count logged by the carrier." The muted chat thread, screenshotted by police, declined to comment. Some exes send a follow-up text. Chloe sent 400 of them in sixty-seven minutes. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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