Filed by The Dude on Thursday, September 17, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER DAMAGING HER EX’S FRONT DOOR WHILE ANNOUNCING SHE SLEPT WITH HIS BROTHER
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER DAMAGING HER EX’S FRONT DOOR WHILE ANNOUNCING SHE SLEPT WITH HIS BROTHER She went to her ex’s house to announce that she had slept with his brother as revenge. When he refused to open the door, she kicked it until the frame split. Police arrested her over the damage. She insisted she only wanted him to hear one sentence. A neighbour said the entire street had heard it several times. The brother stopped answering calls shortly afterwards. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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