Filed by The Dude on Thursday, September 17, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
TRUMP RENAMES SMARTWATER “GENIUS WATER” AFTER DRINKING HALF A BOTTLE
TRUMP RENAMES SMARTWATER “GENIUS WATER” AFTER DRINKING HALF A BOTTLE Half a bottle was all it took for Smartwater to qualify for a promotion. Trump set it down, considered the label, and announced that Genius Water better reflected the experience. An aide asked whether the other half should be reserved for a difficult meeting. It was immediately moved away from the general refreshments. Staff produced a fresh label while someone tried to establish whether regular ice would lower the overall intelligence of the glass. That question consumed more time than the original decision. By the end of lunch, the bottle had a new name and a place beside the paperwork. Nobody solved a complicated problem, but everyone agreed that the water had interviewed extremely well. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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