Filed by The Dude on Thursday, September 17, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
TRUMP RENAMES CHIHUAHUAS “POCKET PATRIOTS” AFTER ONE REFUSES TO LEAVE HIS CHAIR
TRUMP RENAMES CHIHUAHUAS “POCKET PATRIOTS” AFTER ONE REFUSES TO LEAVE HIS CHAIR The Chihuahua refused to leave the chair, leaving Trump to negotiate with an opponent roughly the size of his shoe. After several unsuccessful requests, he announced that Pocket Patriots would better describe the breed. An aide offered a treat as part of the transition. The dog accepted it without giving up the seat. A new collar tag was discussed while staff fetched another chair. Trump praised the animal's determination. The Chihuahua watched the room with the calm of someone whose demands had already been met. The meeting eventually began around it. Nobody attempted another removal. The newly named Pocket Patriot had secured refreshments, furniture, and full attendance without producing a single piece of paperwork. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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