Filed by The Dude on Saturday, September 19, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
OFFICIALS PROPOSE SPECIAL BAR STOOLS AND BOOSTER SEATS FOR MEN UNDER 5’8” TO ORDER DRINKS AT EYE LEVEL
OFFICIALS PROPOSE SPECIAL BAR STOOLS AND BOOSTER SEATS FOR MEN UNDER 5’8” TO ORDER DRINKS AT EYE LEVEL SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA — Officials proposed special bar stools and car boosters for men under 5'8" so they could order drinks at eye level. Bar owners asked whether the city planned to pay for the stools. Drivers asked why a nightlife problem had been attached to their cars. Noah Griffin, 33, said he had been ordering drinks for years without standing on anything. At a public demonstration, a staff member placed him on the new stool. Noah could see the bartender; the bartender could also see every person in the room staring at Noah. Supporters called it an accessibility improvement. Opponents said optional seating was fine but a rule based on an adult's height sounded more like a prank than a service. One bar owner suggested installing mirrors behind the counter instead. The test stool was removed before closing. Noah requested one final drink from his usual seat and was served immediately. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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