Filed by The Dude on Thursday, October 15, 2026 — a satirical florida report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
EX SIGNS HIM UP FOR A REALITY DATING SHOW WITHOUT TELLING HIM
EX SIGNS HIM UP FOR A REALITY DATING SHOW WITHOUT TELLING HIM ORLANDO, FLORIDA — Brian Hollister received a phone call from a casting producer congratulating him on making it to the final round. He had never applied. His ex-girlfriend had filled out the application for him, complete with photos, a video and answers to every question. Under "Why are you single?" she wrote: "He thinks texting back is optional." Under "Your biggest flaw?" she wrote: "Ask literally anyone." The producers loved it. They called it "the most honest application we've ever received." Brian declined to appear on the show. The producers offered his ex a spot instead. She accepted. She is now one of the most popular contestants of the season. Every episode, she mentions Brian by name. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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