Filed by The Dude on Friday, August 14, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
MAN, 81, CHARGED AFTER ENTERING A ROBOT VACUUM IN A DOG AGILITY COMPETITION
MAN, 81, CHARGED AFTER ENTERING A ROBOT VACUUM IN A DOG AGILITY COMPETITION BOISE, IDAHO — Walter Fenwick, 81, was charged after officials discovered the "dog" he entered into a regional agility trial was actually his robot vacuum, fitted with a harness and stuffed ear headband. He registered the vacuum as a "miniature herding mix" The vacuum successfully cleared two of six obstacle rings, controlled remotely "Never an actual robot vacuum that nearly finished the course clean," said judge Renee Castillo. He built the perfect competitor — just not the kind the rulebook had in mind. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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