Filed by The Dude on Friday, August 14, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
WOMAN, 73, CITED AFTER REGISTERING HER GOLDFISH IN AN EXOTIC BIRD SHOW USING A DISPLAY TANK
WOMAN, 73, CITED AFTER REGISTERING HER GOLDFISH IN AN EXOTIC BIRD SHOW USING A DISPLAY TANK ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA — Doris Halloran, 73, was cited after organizers discovered her entry, listed as a "rare orange finch," was actually a goldfish in a display tank among the bird cages. She registered the goldfish under "small exotic companion" Halloran reportedly told judges "he's got the coloring, doesn't he" "Never an actual goldfish entered as an exotic finch," said coordinator Nadine Ferris. She brought fins to a feather fight — the judges were not fooled for long. #funny #comedy #fblifestyle #satire #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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