Filed by The Dude on Thursday, September 17, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
MAN ARRESTED FOR COMBINING TWO IPHONES AND SELLING THEM AS A SINGLE “IPHONE DUO”
MAN ARRESTED FOR COMBINING TWO IPHONES AND SELLING THEM AS A SINGLE “IPHONE DUO” Two phones. One strip of tape. A business plan that should have stayed in the group chat. Evan Mercer thought he had cracked the smartphone market by fastening two handsets together and advertising the result as an “iPhone Duo.” His sales pitch promised double the screen, double the battery and, inconveniently, double the phone bill. Customers discovered the revolutionary hinge was adhesive. Folding it required confidence, pressure and a willingness to void two warranties at once. When officers arrived, Evan insisted he was an innovator. One customer said he had paid for the future and received two second-hand phones having a very difficult hug. Evan's defence was that both devices worked. Unfortunately, so did the customers' cameras. His next product launch has been postponed. Early investors are advised to keep their receipts—and check whether their investment is also being held together with tape. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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