Filed by The Dude on Thursday, September 17, 2026 — a satirical filed report from the newsdesk. [Parody]
HOMEOWNER CALLS ICE TO AVOID PAYING WORKERS—THEY TAKE BACK THE FENCE
HOMEOWNER CALLS ICE TO AVOID PAYING WORKERS—THEY TAKE BACK THE FENCE The homeowner wanted a finished fence without the unfinished business of paying for it. After calling ICE in an attempt to dodge the bill, he discovered the workers had a different understanding of what was included in the deal. If the payment was disappearing, the fence could disappear too. Back went the tools. Up came the panels. The garden gradually returned to the open-plan arrangement it had enjoyed before the job began. It is difficult to insist somebody has not earned their money while complaining that they are taking their work away. By the end, the property had a much better view of the neighbours and a much worse chance of receiving another quote. The privacy upgrade had been cancelled for non-payment. Images and full story copyrighted TBC Viral Media 2026. #funny #comedy #FORENTERTAINMENTONLY
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